Wall of text

Hey, I'm just insulting you blatantly. Believe it or not that gif is just the gif that appeared as a search result. I WILL beat you up though. I am where I am and said what I said and if you take issue with anything that I've said you're going to have to take issue with it in the context of my international fame and sucess as a writer and commentator. Which is why it isn't ACTUALLY indirect. There's nothing INDIRECT happening on my end. I am Hym now.

Hym "No, if I had any real criticism I would come in the for of a wall of text and I know you don't read those. I just want you to know that I watched the video. Really, what's funny about the insults is that you know who I am, you know where I am, you KNOW I can't go anywhere, and you know that acknowledging me would immediately grant me the capacity to go wherever I need to be to call your bluff on not saying things to the faces of people. I'd work out first. Fix the hole in my tooth. Get some antibiotics in me. Bam! Perfectly ready to say whatever I need to say to whoevers face I please. You're just ignoring me. That's all. You can't call my bluff because my status elevates immediately. You have to tolerate the insults because IF YOU DON'T and I'm not the coward you need to frame me as, I gain immediately. Just like that stupid fucking cripple. You see it? You see how fucking irritating that is? You going to work there and tolerate that? You can barely tolerate what I'm going NOW! YOU CHOSE THE SAME RESPONSE I DID! APPARENTLY I GOT IT RIGHT! I AM DOING IT RIGHT AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I TRIGGER THE SAME RESPONSE! HA!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015

Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.

Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.

by 2049 July 15, 2025

Text Following

When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.

I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him

by Texter87 January 15, 2011