William Howe

The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️

William Howe has the prettiest smile on earth.

by lexi_brook99 January 20, 2023

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How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 May 28, 2012

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how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 24, 2021

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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 December 01, 2015

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