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fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".
Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011
mugGet the fuck lightmug.

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.
"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"
by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018
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destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
mugGet the destination fuckedmug.

fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
by preachdumb February 14, 2014
mugGet the fuck unitmug.

fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.
by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009
mugGet the fuck it factormug.

Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".
The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."
by Btbullet January 2, 2017
mugGet the Fuck that noisemug.

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement
I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night
by Eckersley June 15, 2016
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