evan risto

W ahh kniga

evan risto is a w ahh kniga

by Wintah bown February 28, 2025

evangeline moment

a moment where evangeline looks at you and fake slaps you and says "wah wah wah"

Lia: Bro she just had an evangeline moment!
Jovie: Ermmm

by liaisaweirdo March 3, 2025

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025

Evan

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.

I think everyone needs an Evan, just not my Evan.

by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025

Evangenital

A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".

A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.

My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!

by BumbaBee April 18, 2025

Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!

This is so Evan Lynch

by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025