He’s a bit emo and has a girly scream. He also like playing video games. He references memes A LOT!! Often has side sweep hair. He like girls that have brown hair and weird dads.
by Addison Silvers March 26, 2019
Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
by xyzhij May 08, 2022
Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.
He's a total Ethan
by anonymousepics September 25, 2018
Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.
You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!
by tehrealjams May 30, 2019
An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 05, 2022
The definition of a fuck boy. At first it may seem that he cares about you but he doesn’t. He will crush your heart into broken pieces when he gets bored of you. All he wants is to make out with girls and touch their butt.
by inspectorgadget101 June 11, 2019
Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)
by JulieLemoine1234 December 06, 2018