eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.

If you believe that, you're eating cat.

by SlowReading July 24, 2012

eat one for the team

When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.

Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.

by jamcan162 January 16, 2010

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

eat more rhinestones

One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.

"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*

by The English Muffin September 20, 2011

how to eat pussy

hmmm geee....first u got to like finger the girl...den u must lick her clit....its all in the licking of the clit

if u don do it right no girl gone go and give u head dummy

by lonely clitoris March 20, 2004

Your family is eating

Well off, Living large

Chewy316 - Your family is eating if they are thinking of sending you to a Raider game in Oakland.

by BanksRaider January 2, 2008

Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

by Didaloo September 10, 2020