A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
by ggij031 September 01, 2016
Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 07, 2022
A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.
Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.
by The Dark Lord of Bass December 03, 2007
by ant-tony July 31, 2009
cherry blossom cookie
by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023
When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.
Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
by Ya_niggist January 01, 2023
Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.
Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.
by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010