Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism

I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

"[Bend] the [Block]"

Come around the corner to your crib.

Girl, watcha gonna do when I "Bend the Block" and roll up to your crib in my brand new drop.

by CeeLow September 22, 2008

Rock Block

When you try to get into a sold out concert but are denied. Punned form of cock block.

Man, we tried to get in to see The Blow but we were rock blocked.

by Chris Pez September 6, 2007

Francesca Lia Block

The fantastic writer of dreamy books that take place in California and New York. They contain Mabs, homosexual love, punk pixies. She wrote the Weetzie Bat and I was a Teenage Fairy.

I can't get enough Block books.

by Pink Ginger May 2, 2005

Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"

"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"

by Thejobber August 31, 2012

new kids on the block

the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands

get that new shit off the block

by Bem Suggs December 8, 2003

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010