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Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.
"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"
by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018
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Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
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Alabama Sip

When a brother takes a sip of his sisters period blood.
“Dude did you hear that Grayson took an Alabama sip at that party last weekend?”

“Man that’s disgusting. Move around.”
by tomfoolerythomas12 March 13, 2023
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alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018
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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018
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Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it
Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.
by vipeylover May 1, 2023
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