Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.

I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.

by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021

blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.

"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."

by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016

British Waffles

A Confused Man

"That man seems to be very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018