colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

by msailor148 September 9, 2023

Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with

Fuck you Riley woods

by Slow walker July 13, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013