ohio state university

one of the most arrogant universities in the world. known for rowdy, obnoxious fans, thug football players, and thinking they are special by putting the word 'THE' in front of their name. Also known for seeing how many kids they can cram onto their campus.

Dude 1: Why does Ohio State University have so many uneducated, drunk fans?

Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.

by wnstni April 27, 2008

Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

Saint Joseph's University

Crappy parties, with blond girls carring fake designer bags, and guys that think they are rich and tough. Academics in business are solid for a privite school in the North East. Only go if you plan on studying business or playing basketball.

A college or university where people use to study at, now primarily used as an excuse to waste mom and dad's money an drink beer.

by Acov November 5, 2004

The Life, the Universe, and Everything

Commonly known as Hell, Satan's Jockstrap, and New Jersey.

The LUE Trinity scarred me for life.

by Phry wit a PH February 17, 2003

ohio northern university

ONU - A university located in the small crappy-ass town of Ada. Their law school is just about the shittiest in the entire nation.

Ohio Northern University is the crappiest place in the nation - it should be completely razed!

by Mr. Bad Azz February 14, 2005

University of Cambridge

A small institution away from civilisation, known for its rich students who weren't smart enough to apply to Oxford. But at least it's better than the American unis.

Civilised person 1: I had a friend who applied to the University of Cambridge

Civilised person 2: That's awful. My condolences
Civilised Person 1: Yep. But he didn't get in and had to go to MIT instead
Civilised person 2: You should cut off all contact in case it spreads

by RumblyDragoon April 17, 2019

kean university

Kean University, located in the state of New Jersey, is a public university divided into three campuses.

It’s definition, in simplistic form, is “a joke .”

What’s Kean University?

That’s that joke of a school in New Jersey

What’s Kean University?
A joke.

by 69696969696969-69 May 16, 2020