A school in Lexington Virginia that owns its place in the record books as 8th wonder of the world, "Geographically, the only hole above ground." This is a private rich-kids school for gay guys who would get beat up if they went to Hampden-Sydney, and girls who still think pearl necklaces are cool.
by HSC94FTBL08 November 05, 2004
College in bumfuck nowhere of western north carolina. Easy as fuck to get into and cheap. Activities for first year freshmen includes drug overdoseing, alcohol poisoning, and general getting busted. The first year away from home means they go crazy with the new freedom and next thing you know their stomach is geting pumped. This is why the EMS trucks and cop cars are outside the freshmen dorms 5 nights a week minimum.
Typical Night at Western Carolina University:
Upperclassman Catamount: "There goes EMS."
Fellow Pothead: "Where do you think their going?"
Upperclassman Catamount: "You have to ask? The freshmen dorm of course!!"
(Later...)
Upperclassman Catamount: "See I was right! You owe me some head!"
Upperclassman Catamount: "There goes EMS."
Fellow Pothead: "Where do you think their going?"
Upperclassman Catamount: "You have to ask? The freshmen dorm of course!!"
(Later...)
Upperclassman Catamount: "See I was right! You owe me some head!"
by Call me Joker May 26, 2008
one of the most arrogant universities in the world. known for rowdy, obnoxious fans, thug football players, and thinking they are special by putting the word 'THE' in front of their name. Also known for seeing how many kids they can cram onto their campus.
Dude 1: Why does Ohio State University have so many uneducated, drunk fans?
Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.
Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.
by wnstni April 25, 2008
A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
by pubefloss33 June 04, 2009
Crappy parties, with blond girls carring fake designer bags, and guys that think they are rich and tough. Academics in business are solid for a privite school in the North East. Only go if you plan on studying business or playing basketball.
A college or university where people use to study at, now primarily used as an excuse to waste mom and dad's money an drink beer.
by Acov November 05, 2004
by Phry wit a PH February 18, 2003
Kean University, located in the state of New Jersey, is a public university divided into three campuses.
It’s definition, in simplistic form, is “a joke .”
It’s definition, in simplistic form, is “a joke .”
by 69696969696969-69 May 16, 2020