crush piece

a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.

mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."

by san_d May 22, 2009

Crush

A gay guy who avoids you because you know about his sexuality.

-Did you know that guy likes the boy who you hang out with?
-Yeah, he's my crush.

by Sjsjdjandjekxkc December 5, 2017

I crushed ice

To have a really important question

I crushed ice to tell you this.

by Wjekll April 13, 2020

nonsexual girl crush

A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.

Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?

by Charliedoo April 17, 2014

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016