jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).

jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)

by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011

Jake

Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.

Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.

by Johncena2021 November 16, 2020

jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!

Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus

by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

jake

adj.
to be corny; whack

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"

by Checlapeks August 22, 2022

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023