text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.

Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.

by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016

multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.

girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.

by pom toast May 11, 2010

text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage

I texted my crush and got text rage!!!

by Text-Rager September 09, 2013

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 March 26, 2011

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.

I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.

by 161455 March 08, 2015

enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by January 15, 2018