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Avalanche Tits

When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
She took off her bra and the groud shook, I ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche tits.
by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014
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snoopy tit

Tits that resemble a cartoon snout
It was difficult to walk by that girl without brushing up against her snoopy tit
by DJ Waldito December 9, 2008
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Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.
"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"
by shamussss January 2, 2010
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tit fit

When an overwhelmed, overweight man or woman with large breasts becomes so agrivated that they begin to swing and flail their huge fat ugly man tits in a destructive mannor.
When little jonny came home, the house was in ruins, lamps and tables over turned and nipple prints spattered across the windows and mirrors. evidence of the tit fit the night before.
by Ninja Turtle Ninja Tiger October 23, 2011
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cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011
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Chin Tits

When a woman has a double chin and pushes her breasts up underneath them at the same time.
I sure wouldn't mind titty fucking that fat whore's chin tits!
by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010
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Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello
see those jello tits
by MRT September 14, 2012
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