A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)
Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019
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Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”
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Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
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Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
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