September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

september3

september 3 the day you get to fuck the shit out of anyone you want

you :hey you its september3
them: alright let get a room

by gyat.lover April 1, 2023

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023