Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

by gbngh June 3, 2022

by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020

Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt
by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024
