poop kill

When you feel a raging poop coming on but then something happens and you no longer have to poop.

simmilar to a buzz kill

Dude I rushed to the bathroom to drop a load but the smell in there was a total poop kill

by eric yantis December 16, 2006

poop nugget

the word you use when you can't curse because you aren't old enough.

ohhh poop nugget.

you are a poop nugget!

by gracie_stylinson :) March 30, 2015

poop soup

The combination of diarrhea and little poo nuggets that are excreted by your anus. Usually caused from excessive eating or drinking.

I woke up this morning from a long night of drinking and had to visit the bathroom to get rid of a batch of poop soup I had been brewing.

by BillBrasky1124 November 14, 2011

poop pack

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

by poop packer March 2, 2010

poop

what comes out of your ass!

oh god that poop was huge

by warmonger42 March 13, 2011

Poop Sniffer

When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.

D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...

by vsecrets April 28, 2006

Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

by Big Tasty March 27, 2009