Poop drawer

The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble

Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy

by Nig bird September 26, 2019

Poop Tugger

When you are taking a shit and jerk off at the same time.

Guy 1: dude did you see that girl?
Guy 2: yeah man she was so hot when I got home I went to the bathroom and gave myself a Poop Tugger.
Guy 1: dude..

by pooptugger4lyfe November 28, 2012

poop soup

The combination of diarrhea and little poo nuggets that are excreted by your anus. Usually caused from excessive eating or drinking.

I woke up this morning from a long night of drinking and had to visit the bathroom to get rid of a batch of poop soup I had been brewing.

by BillBrasky1124 November 14, 2011

poop pack

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

by poop packer March 2, 2010

poop

what comes out of your ass!

oh god that poop was huge

by warmonger42 March 13, 2011

Poop Sniffer

When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.

D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...

by vsecrets April 28, 2006

Poop Party

The act of 2 or more guys heading to the bathroom to raise up a co-operative stank.

"Hey, who wants to have a poop party with me?"
They all had to take a dump, so they decided on a poop party.

by Cartier de LaFartyette February 15, 2010