One Direction

5 fucking liars who said it was an 18 month hiatus instead it has been 5 years. But yet at the same time the loves of my life.

person: hey have you heard of this band One Direction?
person 2: yeah they said it was 18 month hiatus they were lying!

by 5 liars April 16, 2020

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One chance

You only get “one chance” in life, one chance at anything, don’t ruin your chance and don’t take it for granted

I had a homie back in the day that was in a relationship with this mulatto chick with some titties. She moved away and had one chance to stop her from moving, he wrote her a poem and she still moved, he had one chance. That’s why his name in my phone is now.. one chance

by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020

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Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

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munch ons

another word for snacks, or food to eat in general

“yo bro you got any munch ons?”

by xan da goat June 12, 2020

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One Direction

A british-irish boyband that has managed to change so many lives.
the best thing out there for their fans, the directioners.
Currently on hiatus, hopefully will reunite (but not quit their solo careers) soon.
Anniversary on 23 July.

directioner: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION

by pRoPyNe July 3, 2020

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