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Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.
Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"
by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022
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moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"
That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar
by AWylde December 11, 2023
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Mooned

forcing someone to read the entirety of the project moon lore in order to spread said lore.
"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No, what?"
"He told me about the awesome lore of Project Moon and its games!"
"Dude.. you got mooned."
by shimoriku August 10, 2023
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moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling
Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!
by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021
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Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
by Movis123 October 17, 2013
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to the moon

a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.
person 1: my friend has so much bitcoin that he went to the moon!
person 2: when is he coming back?
person 1:its a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.
person 2: ohhhhhhh... now i get it!
by zazazzzazaazazaza November 8, 2020
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moon fan

This is someone’s middle name like come on man. Like John Moon Fan Smith wth
by Gaghh June 12, 2018
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