A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
by Na´vi cloudy February 28, 2020

Jay is the definition of a SIMP
by coco_18_05 May 23, 2021

by The.Duck April 6, 2016

by Jblazin September 11, 2020

The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK
by TiffanyRachel December 8, 2018

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit
by Bitchwhore223445 January 14, 2024
