Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010

Facebook Infidelity

Guilt feelings that occur when you're on Twitter, the sense you're cheating on your Facebook friends when you post and follow on Twitter.

When he spent the whole day on Twitter he started feeling Facebook infidelity.

by profpjay March 30, 2009

Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.

Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.

by Asteros June 14, 2009

Facebook requestfest

When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.

Example of Facebook requestfest:

Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest

*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"*
Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.

by facebookdude11111119 May 25, 2009

Facebook awkward

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.

Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"

by Facebookington January 9, 2011

Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©

Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!

by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010

facebook popper

a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!

Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.

by DefLegit October 19, 2010