Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010

Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

by Lesotho October 24, 2009

Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.

Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.

by Asteros June 14, 2009

facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with

Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.

by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014

Facebook requestfest

When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.

Example of Facebook requestfest:

Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest

*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"*
Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.

by facebookdude11111119 May 25, 2009

facebook sniping

Spending countless hours on facebook:

1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.

2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.

Wow, I just wasted five hours of my life facebook sniping.

by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008

Facebook Agenda

Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.

Are you going to vote?

Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.

by geoffreyo December 9, 2008