Facebook Infidelity

Guilt feelings that occur when you're on Twitter, the sense you're cheating on your Facebook friends when you post and follow on Twitter.

When he spent the whole day on Twitter he started feeling Facebook infidelity.

by profpjay March 30, 2009

Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010

Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.

Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.

by Asteros June 14, 2009

facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with

Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.

by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014

facebook sniping

Spending countless hours on facebook:

1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.

2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.

Wow, I just wasted five hours of my life facebook sniping.

by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008

Facebook awkward

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.

Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"

by Facebookington January 9, 2011

Facebook Agenda

Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.

Are you going to vote?

Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.

by geoffreyo December 9, 2008