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Shard Daddy

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.
That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.
by MrsParadise March 8, 2017
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Daddy Chillll

Me.
Thats when it hit me. She told me: "daddy chillll" because I was too busy eating cookies
by ;) bobby June 28, 2021
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Daddy Steel

A person who has classic Dad traits such as grilling and a habit of making poor quality jokes, while secretly being a dominant and passionate lover.
Yesterday after getting back from the golf course, I swung so much wood in the bedroom she called me Daddy Steel.
by Quoberg August 28, 2018
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Shift Daddy

Shift Daddy is a term meant for the best MighettoRz staff member
Shift is Pretty much Shift Daddy hes the best MighettoRZ staff member he answers my tickets so fast
by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023
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Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England
'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'
by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021
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Oooft daddy

The saying you say when are taken back by an extremely attractive male
by Jadeycakes December 29, 2018
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Daddy finn

If you have a daddy finn in your life you are very lucky as a daddy finn is good in the sheets and can help you turn black sheets white really quick he is so sexy that he has a infinity inch penis he also goes by the name sexy
Girl1:omggL finn was so much fun last night

Girl2:omg you are so lucky that daddy finn is so hot

The world:we know
by The cocaine December 4, 2021
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