Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

by Grogon September 7, 2025

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE

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CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE SHAGS A GOAT

by mrs tosser September 8, 2025

Canadian FootJob

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

by onori September 24, 2025

Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else

I gave friend a Canadian yogurt yesterday

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.

I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.

by htwfefinder October 10, 2025

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026