by Christianing suxs April 06, 2016
Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
by The BroCode___ April 27, 2022
I have converted to Christianity +1
by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023
There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020
A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 10, 2020
Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
The use of Christan principles, scriptures and logic to shift responsibility from an abuser onto the victim if they react less than a perfect victim resulting in Victim Blaming.
Christian victim blaming: According to Christan Victim Blaming the rape victim is the bad person because she did not forgive the rapist and tried to get revenge. But the rapist can become a Christian and go to heaven.
by on April 05, 2024