A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.
David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023
Get the consumerist Christianmug. noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023
Get the Free Christianmug. You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the If you spend enough time around Christianitymug. Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.
by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018
Get the Christianmug. A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
Get the Bleacher Christianmug. the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
Get the sarasota christian schoolmug. Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018
Get the Christianmug.