Bands

A large stack of money held together with rubberbands

Bands will make her dance

by KBreezel December 8, 2017

volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.

“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”

by Daddison January 3, 2018

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.

Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!

by Powderski September 23, 2014

g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.

I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.

by c-vil December 7, 2016

Bro Band

A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.

Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.

by Prunella V July 16, 2015

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022