by wool dog February 23, 2011
Get the Gucci Bagmug. Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
by Anthony Crane January 28, 2008
Get the turd baggingmug. Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell is a character on the tv show "Prison Break." He is a serial killer and a child molester. He was convicted of 40 counts of kidnap, rape, and murder.
by Theodore B December 5, 2007
Get the T-Bagmug. by travellingnick October 20, 2006
Get the nose bagmug. Eric Cartman had a legal contract saying that he could t-bag kyle in south park. but this was revoked by the government before it went through.
Cartman: kyle, you will suck my balls before this day is over!
Kyle: shut up fat ass, the government said that i don't have to
Cartman: kyle i will t-bag you!!
Kyle: shut up fat ass, the government said that i don't have to
Cartman: kyle i will t-bag you!!
by masterchris101 November 24, 2007
Get the t-bagmug. Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.
Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
by JaYmIsOn April 9, 2006
Get the Douche Bagmug. a $50 bag of weed, for the rich or elite potheads.
(JFK is the president on the 50 cent piece.)
...50 cent the Half Dollar, not rapper you idiot.
Equivalencies (hurts to do this but I know someone is confused):
5 Dime bags = 1 JFK bag
10 Nikel bags = 1 JFK bag
(JFK is the president on the 50 cent piece.)
...50 cent the Half Dollar, not rapper you idiot.
Equivalencies (hurts to do this but I know someone is confused):
5 Dime bags = 1 JFK bag
10 Nikel bags = 1 JFK bag
Dealer: Hello citizen, what can I get for you today? Nickel bag? Dime Bag?
L33T Smoker: Fuck that, hook me up with a JFK bag.
Dealer: That will be $50 kind sir, would you like paper or plastic?
L33T Smoker: Fuck that, hook me up with a JFK bag.
Dealer: That will be $50 kind sir, would you like paper or plastic?
by Jakeaway XVI June 26, 2008
Get the JFK bagmug.