Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
My bud Kelly is a ham slice
by Tingly August 24, 2023
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Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
by 3:51PM March 28, 2008
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Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010
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The law, cop, pig 🐖
Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!
by Dotanairy January 23, 2020
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Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
by Devljm May 12, 2014
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