The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Adammug. Adam is someone who loves the Gaa. But works part time as a slave for master oogway and chicken Joe.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.
Adam is awesome. I hope he doesnt enslave an entire village like wanda did. After his knighthood by Quandale Dingle he became a Jedi Knight and regularly breaks man beds due to what he does to Padme. His long running trio with Pickle Rick and Morty his made him become worthy to become one of Grus minions.
by Quandale Dingle the 3rd April 21, 2022
Get the Adammug. 
a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
Get the Adammug. Usually weird uncle and aunts from America. Mollie has an obsession with smurfs. Adam is good at drawing.
by Smeggy eggy November 20, 2020
Get the Mollie and Adammug. Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.
What an old pooooooooooooo
What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
Get the Adam Clarkemug. Adam reminds me of a move star. He looks amazing no matter what. Ppl love talking to him because he's cool. He has a great need for sugar and activity. He loves watching the boob tube, pee and pooping but nothing grose. If you get a chance with Adam your his lucky star. He will love you forever, respect you as a woman and do anything for you, if he wants to take the chance with you. He protects and cares is kind and very intellegent and has a can do attitude. Don't underestimate Adam, he will show you up. He is a certain way but won't admit he has an explanation for everything including you. He plays his cards close even tho he doesn't play cards.
Adam doesn't like apples
Adam doesn't like apples
by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023
Get the Adammug.