Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Alabama Fuckface

An inbread dillinquent with a face that needs punching

Sophie Vegas is so incestuous, she is such a Alabama Fuckface

by Make Coldplay history December 18, 2021

ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022

Alabama Fruit basket

Alabama Fruit basket

She gave him an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Alabama Fruit basket

Don't know

She gave her an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Alabama Blunt

When you roll a blunt made from roaches from previously smoked blunts made from roaches.

We could smoke an Alabama Blunt if we wanna get hella lit?

by Ninjamole5333 February 10, 2022

Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.

Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.

by Original Worm February 13, 2022