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Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 4, 2022
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Weeds

(Mostly american) Black people, as their propensity for crime, out of control violence, rape, and total lack of accountability deems them to be the weeds of society and humanity. See Margaret Sanger's thoughts and opinions if you need clarification.
Person1 :That poor kid was beaten to death by that gang of black students at his high school.
Person2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.
by MosesI February 15, 2024
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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022
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fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.
by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017
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Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
by Zemonic Indigo December 20, 2024
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weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
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weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by Brady boio March 1, 2019
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