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Brown-Bag Special

When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.
Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!
by Setherd June 18, 2009
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Sam's choice special

a man is getting head from a girl and comes in her mouth, instead of swollowing the girl spits the remaining cum into an empty sams choice can and throws it out. After a few days they check on the can and the cum has dried over the remaining coke in the can.
Daxton gave the ol' Sam's choice special to Taylynn one night.

Man i cant believe that coke tasted like sperm.

Yum i love sams choice!
by Bro1088 August 27, 2006
mugGet the Sam's choice specialmug.

School Board Special

Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.

Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!

I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.

Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
by cthebold December 27, 2010
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Shoe Box Special

Typically a girl but can be a boy who goes to Uni at 18 and has no clue about life. Specifically, they have no idea about sex and are general muppets.
" That freshie is a 'shoe box special' "
" I've just met a girl and she's a right 'shoe box special' "
" He's a 'shoe box special' "
" She's a 'shoe box special' "
by Crispy :P January 18, 2010
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Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.
Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.
by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020
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Down stairs Special

To vomit into ones open anus.
Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*
by Pop War HomEy March 26, 2009
mugGet the Down stairs Specialmug.

Daddy’s special sauce

Sperm which comes out of a daddy’s dick
Oh yesssss, give me some of that daddy’s special sauce
by Sauccceeee June 1, 2018
mugGet the Daddy’s special saucemug.

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