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Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
mugGet the Dog ass itmug.

fung ass

the act of being a nimrod and being on that fungy shit.
oh wow, look at Noah he's such a fung ass
by joshcleats45 June 19, 2019
mugGet the fung assmug.

cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
by HenTyler November 1, 2021
mugGet the cold ass beermug.

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024
mugGet the jump through your assmug.

National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021
mugGet the National Grab Ass Daymug.
It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky
I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon
by Luska75 October 6, 2022
mugGet the Born with his ass facing to the moonmug.

Ass

by KassWritesDefinitions August 15, 2021
mugGet the Assmug.

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