My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024

My Oasis

You will find an oasis is a desert or a dry open place. It’s rare to find one but when u do it’s special and so beautiful. Like a soulmate, it’s rare to find one and when u do, it’s special it’s an amazing occurrence. Finding an oasis in a desert gives u a reason to keep moving on like finding a soulmate. When things get hard u will find ur oasis and they give u a reason to keep going.

“Ur soul is a beautiful as an oasis, when im lost or in need of help u give me hope ,like finding an oasis in a desert. Ur my oasis”

by moo-schroomii July 12, 2024

pissing my whistle

when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough

Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang”

by pribadadada July 12, 2024

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Tugging my hog

Another slang term for masturbation.

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024