double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

National Kiss And Cuddle Day

January 3rd is national kiss and cuddle day! Grab your partner and shower them with kisses and cuddles!

Person: "Today is January 3rd!"
Partner: "You know what that means."

Both: NATIONAL KISS AND CUDDLE DAY!

by 464Y1D10T December 27, 2021

Sabotaging Day

On December 29th is the day where people sabotage others alot.

Jimmy messes up Alan's bed

Alan: yo wtf
Jimmy: dude it's sabotaging day

by Jon Bar December 28, 2021

NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!

Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!

by Ang33l March 30, 2022

Karma appreciation day

Karma is the best person in the whole world and you should all give her money and give her anything she wants cause she’s super nice and cool and amazing and smart and talented.

“Omg chad it’s karma appreciation day, we need to give karma 100$!

by Karma appreciation day March 31, 2022

Hug your crush day

Go and ask your crush for a hug

Hug your crush day

Me:Can I hug u?

Crush:Why?

Me:Bc it’s April 1

by Adorable_Attitude March 31, 2022

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022