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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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Gimme My Lime

'Gimme My Lime' is a phrase used for a meme, after the phrase is said the persons mouth turns into a hyperrealistic drawing of a mouth with Green lipstick chewing on Lime, with loud screams being chanted.
Person 1: "Hey, I got the groceries!"
Person 2: "Gimme My Lime"
(Both peoples mouths transform to make their mouths Green and for them to chew on Lime)
Person 1 & Person 2: Chanting screams
by MACARENA GAMER August 12, 2024
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Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.
1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."
by Mahnig March 31, 2010
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taste my timbs

A phrase meaning some one is about to curb stomp you or kick you in the mouth with their boots preferably timberlands
by Dude4real December 11, 2022
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why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025
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Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo
I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes
by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020
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