helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.

The turtle has a shell.

by turtleman14 September 13, 2022

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.

turtles are noobier than llamas

by Acritus April 20, 2017

Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet

Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris

by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 7, 2018