that one thing that you bump into and break your nose on at 2 in the morning after you just took 3 cookies from your kitchen
by Anonymous69420lol August 13, 2021
Get the doormug. by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
Get the Knocking on Heaven's Doormug. When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.
by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018
Get the One Door Syndromemug. when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004
Get the door pissmug. When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.
Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
by Hole April 14, 2016
Get the stinky door knobmug. Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.
by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021
Get the Door fuzzmug. Generally referred to as,
T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.
Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.
Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.
NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.
NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019
Get the DOOR PULLERmug.