devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

Devil's Lecky

A new street name for Heroin.

Wag wan blood can I has some of your Devil's Lecky cus im gwarnin to some sket's party ennit.

by Goosey's Trims February 18, 2017

Devil school

1. A Haunted school
2. A school for grades 1st-2nd

1. My school is the Devil school

2. Are we Driving pass a Devil school?

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Devil's Nectar

Beer, lager, bier, pijiu. Anything that resembles urine, but is made of hops and malt. Best served from the clean taps in the MCC Blazer Bar, or anywhere in Pyongyang *sorry Canberra*.

Dazza: "Commercial real estate disputes sure has me craving a pint of the devil's nectar"

by Tiids November 23, 2021

Devil's cunt

An anus (usually a man's) when used for sexual gratification..

I bent him over and fucked his devil's cunt till loaded him

by anonymous December 25, 2024

stupid devil

term of endearment used by parents for, and also to make small casual fun of small, silly-having children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing, therefore making their big idea seem silly.

a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.

by Sexydimma September 1, 2012

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024