A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.
by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019
Get the Pettin’ the Turtlemug. A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
Get the Turtle Reconmug. by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
Get the Turtlemug. Another word for retard.
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
Get the Ass Turtlemug. the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
Get the turtlemug. When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
Get the Jewish turtle neckmug.