Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
Get the bread over my earsmug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug. frikkin cheesey bread muther.. his momma bought him that ring.
check out cheesey bread's gold chain.. you know he copped that at wal mart.
check out cheesey bread's gold chain.. you know he copped that at wal mart.
by casa jefe August 25, 2003
Get the cheesey breadmug. To make bread you have to roast the bread once and you get bread, but to make toast you have to roast the bread AGAIN to get toast, so from now on we call toast Super Bread, because mathmatically Bread2 doesn’t work, think about it
by MetaPhysicalMemes May 7, 2018
Get the Super Breadmug. To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.
"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."
by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023
Get the Get bread spread onmug. Bread guy is a fucking dumbass, he's my arch nemesis and he's evil as shit, he mains banhammer, who the fuck does that
by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024
Get the Bread guymug. A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.
Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with
by Steviesteve November 20, 2023
Get the Stale white bread boymug.