When several people engage In rough, unusually positioned sexual intercourse with a single human while riding a ski lift, specifically in the Appalachian mountains.
“I was with Jim on the ski lift the other day when I saw a group engaging in the strangest sex orgy I’ve ever seen. We called it the Appalachian Train.”
by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024
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by meatlord March 29, 2022
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The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
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Get the train mug.A. When individuals believe everything is based on oppression.
B. When individuals take offense for a comment on behalf of someone else, who is not offended.
B. When individuals take offense for a comment on behalf of someone else, who is not offended.
Karen really got offended that I made a racial joke and Tyron thought it was hilarious! She needs to get off of the Oppression-train!
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