A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025
Get the Big Greek Sexymug. TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU
GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
by lckyEvbot456 September 17, 2017
Get the sexy evanmug. Used to describe a really good vibe from something (an object, idea, really anything)-- describes something you really really like
I did so well on my test! That's so sexy
I might go on vacation to Iceland this winter to see the Northern Lights. That would be so sexy
This steak is so sexy
I might go on vacation to Iceland this winter to see the Northern Lights. That would be so sexy
This steak is so sexy
by meerandlaur October 28, 2022
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