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Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w
Matthew is so handsome!
by Daskier May 24, 2022
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Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids
"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
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Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"
by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022
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Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022
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A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022
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Matthew 10:43

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time
I think Matthew 10:43 is my favorite verse! I’m gonna put it into my instagram bio.
by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022
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A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy
I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew
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